Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,615 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/140 points)
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Finish the game
call 911 or 112
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 6/18 (95/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/33 (45/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from the Greasy Moose series
from the No Evil series
from Salad Fingers
Look at the figurines!
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Read the story!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
No clues here.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (200/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 9/11 (365/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Good luck with your new career.